Thursday, April 15, 2010

Wii Fit made her a sex addict, but we know better.

I laughed so hard when I found out a British chic was claiming that the Wii turned her into a sex addict. After reading the article, I had to check the date to make sure it wasn't still April fools.

Amanda Flowers, who works in catering and clearly must have had a sexually deprived life up until now, fell off a Wii Fit board and has developed something called persistent sexual arousal syndrome. Although this syndrome is apparently real, in America we'd just say that girl is really horny and there's no need to panic, the world is lacking in that anyway.

So it's no surprise that any time Amanda is around anything vibrating or pulsing, like a cell phone or blender, that she becomes aroused. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of women out there who wish Wii Fit would turn them into a sex addict, (hand me that wiimote). But we all know better, and since the release of the Wii Fit, girls around the world have been gaming in their panties.  Playboy even jumped on the bandwagon.

Amanda said to reporters: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me." I can sure think of a few things to recommend to her, starting with www.adulttoys---

With that being said, can somebody please post a picture of this girl on the internet?

1 comment:

  1. Lemme wanna give you a ‘heads-up’ of the state of Heaven: you might not even believe this is a fact, but how in God’s-Holy-Name are celestial beings produced if we ex-mortals don’t make love??? Wouldn’t it be totally UN #@!! believable to have sex in Heaven? To be 17 or 21 forever and make porno movies…?? you DEF-initely can if ya wanna: in Heaven, anything and everything is possible - exactly what I’m gonna do after riding 70ish miles to their mansion. Meet me Upstairs, girly, and I’ll be your faithfull, muscular, blue-eyed-servant with strong thighs (I am now, especially the ‘strong-thighs-part’); let’s have a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy for many eons, fulla dancingNdrinking, lovingNtouchnNnurse‘n, deliciousNnutritious candyVajina, pleasureNtreasure-beyond-measure, plus orgasms4weeks or months or years... So, y’don’chu meet me Upstairs, miss gorgeous, and I’ll -DEFINITELY- honor you to be as one. I’m sooo #@!! look’n forward to it. God bless you.